Monday 3 September 2007

Also Mika


Ok this is the Best person ever in the galaxy. You will never see anyone like her. She is the one in your dreams. She is Mika Nakashima. She is also my Favourite Ever artist ok.

For the young, foolish and uneducated, she makes Amazing music. Music so good it brings tears to the eyes. Mika makes all kinds of music, it depends on the album. Pop Mika? Yes. Jazz Mika? Yup. Rock Mika? Ya, that too. Experimental Mika? Sure. Gospel Mika? Of course. You see, she's Multitalented and a Genius.

Ok I haven't mentioned her Voice. It's capable of reaching very high notes without effort. Her voice is Beautiful. It's not like Mariah Carey or Amy Winehouse "beautiful". It's what a woman should sound like. It's Brilliant and Lovely and Soothing and Amazing.

As you can see, she is also a Beauty. A Beautiful woman who can sing amazingly well is Rare. Mariah Carey is fat. Amy Winehouse is Hideous. See? Mika Nakashima is a Model. She advertises Kanebo's KATE line. She does it Very Well. You can watch her numerous commercials in Youtube.

Also she sang once in Music Station and there was Ayumi and Mika's vocals made Ayumi sound like Shit. This greatly increases her likeability. Also people clap louder for Mika than for Ayumi.

Plus Mika is Cool. She doesn't speak much, she doesn't smile much, but you know she is everything you want to be. You can't hate her. You know she's too good for that. She loves black too. And she keeps a cat. And also she makes mindblowingly stunning photobooks once in a while and they have enormous prices that will make you weep.

Also not to be confused with gay Mika from the UK.

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