Tuesday 4 September 2007

Also Britney


By now most of you will have already heard Britney's Gimme More and smiled rabidly and adoringly thinking the poor damsel has finally won the battle.

But I don't like it ok. Think of the stuff she's done.

1. Getting bald
2. Partying with Paris
3. Showing off labia
4. Entering rehab
5. Getting babies
6. Marrying
7. Divorcing
8. Watching husband put out shit album

Surely all that would have resulted in something much more grand and extravagant? Something that should sound like Oops! ...I Did It Again or Toxic? Something that makes us smile and scream "B IS BACK BITCHES" and actually mean it?

Gimme More isn't a disaster though. It is better than an In The Zone album track but still worse than a Nelly Furtado B-side. But I am very very Dissapointed with it. I was expecting amazingness, signs of greatness. It did appear but only in the opening 2 seconds.

Also Cold As Fire is totally disgusting and the vocals are shockingly bad.

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